Ok. I have decided that if this gets 30,000 notes,
I’ll throw away all of my blades. It probably won’t get that many notes, but if it does I’ll keep my promise.
Anonymous asked: do you get any pleasure when people grab/massage your boob(s) or do you only get pleasure from nipple play?
I do enjoy the boob grabbing/massaging. Being touched intimately anywhere is nice :) but the nipple play…that’s definitely pleasurable!
Anonymous asked: what were your favorite classes in school?
In high school? Or now? High school it was English for sure. Nowadays…philosophy *surprise* coming from a philosophy major…haha
Anonymous asked: tell us a funny story from when you were in high school?
Oh man. High school sucked so bad haha uhhh I’m trying to think of something funny…well in gym class my sophomore year during the swim unit we were having a “free swim” day so we could just fuck around. Anyway my bff at the time, Kate, told me I should try doing a dive off the diving board since I never had before. So I get up there & do the dive (more like a fucking belly flop lolz) & I climb out at the other end of the pool, & my friend Tyler grabbed my hand to help me get up out of the water…I didn’t notice him staring at my boobs…well as I’m walking back toward the diving board where Kate was I saw this guy in the class just staring at me with his eyes wide open & his jaw practically on the floor…he was a jokester so I thought he was fucking with me. Then my über crush looked at me the same way…suddenly I see Kate freaking out trying to tell me something but I couldn’t hear over the music…she motioned to her boobs & pointed at me & I looked down…sure enough, my entire left boob fell out of my bikini top. I don’t have a clue how I couldn’t tell!!!! So from then on, literally throughout the rest if high school, one of the guys would always randomly be like HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL SAW YOUR BOOB?!?!? Oh & the gym teacher (a guy) also saw…..I’m a terrible swimmer but I got an A in the unit soooo……hahahaha
Anonymous asked: if for a day you had DD boobs what would you do?
I would go to a store & try on all the boobie-licious clothing. & I’d play with them n bounce em around. Awwwwl dat good stuff!
Anonymous asked: 85
Please distract me PLEASE I BEG
Vaguely NSFW Asks
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
- 8. Describe your crush
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
My mind is absolutely falling apart
& so is my family
I’m beyond terrified
I guess we are all basically a suicide risk at this point